Baking Donuts Causes Tension
by Bake Lite Fancy Man (tim@csilldl.com)
Bill Stelth of Bitternut Bakery asked two customers to load three dozen donuts into an oven so he could bake them for the breakfast crowd. The customers accidently packed seven dozen donuts into the oven causing the pilot light to go out.
- Baking with plastic
- Biting before the sniff
- Howeling a specific flavor
- Acting like a donut
The left side of the belt clasp was bent and the lower section of the fender had gum on it, but other than that the bike was ready for liftoff as planned.
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